Chundy Castle

I promised my father on his deathbed that I would never return to Montreal, but when my grandmother in law informed me of a fantastical place known as “Chundy Castle,” I knew I would have to break my promise. My GIL described a place where she felt she could sing, where she could dance once again (she was on Broadway) and most importantly, a place she felt she could chundy. I am from Greenland, and while we have several advantages, we have no place to chundy without judgment. When I learned of a place I could chundy without stigma, I knew I had to go. Chundy Castle did not disappoint. When I arrived, I was greeted by several nuns w ho facilitated my experience.

BE WARNED, The steps are deadly and a public safety hazard. Current occupants are very warm and friendly but some would say the addiction to alcohol and murder shows is a cause for concern. overall, 7/10. Would stay again and just above mid

As an actual woman in STEM, I highly appreciate the warm and welcoming nature of the chundy castle. 10/10 would not hesitate to chund here. A great place for worship, love and friendship <3

As a fellow Woman in SCTEM (science, chund, tech, engineering and math) I feel so at home in the Chundy Castle. The washrooms make me feel so comforted and safe! I felt one with the chundy here. Thank you, CC!

A great place to socialize and learn! Their evolution of chund exhibit was particularly excellent. I would recommend coming here with friends, family, or even co workers!

i was feeling so lost walking around montreal looking for a place to chundy. as my father, ronald 'chundy' chund would say, 'today i chundyed a little too close to the sun' (he loves icarly). i wanted to follow in his footsteps and do my sacred deed of chundying. chundy castle was the only place in montreal where my need to chundy was properly heard, and in fact, welcomed. i walked in and was greeted by stairs, which symbolized the challenges that our chundiful ancestors had to climb in order to truly chundy the right way (jimmy kimmel). as i climbed those stairs in the fashion of (james corden), i felt at home. this was a place where chundying was celebrated. yung gravy was playing, the lights were a delicious chundy green, and i allowed myself to be consumed by the chund. thank you, chundy castle!

Crawling dead on the floor, surviving on only mud water, we were desperate to Chundy. Needless to say we were hopelessly Chundy deprived. And never have we ever Chundied so magnificently.Whilst chundying numerous participants came close to death, but the safety measures at Chundy castle ensure you can Chundy until you drop. Refreshments are served solely lukewarm and only to Virgos, if you are not a Virgo, BRING YOUR OWN BEVERAGE!!! (Sacrificed to the Chundy, steeve's organs will be reused in the refreshments).Once you have Chundied your heart out, rest assured that you will be well taken care of at Chundy. One of our members snapped her leg in half on the desolate journey to Chundy, but Chundy nursed her back to health with a single banana and a picture of a half-dead rat. Live your life, live at Chundy, live laugh love Chundy.- the chundussies

Chundy Castle is the best place in Montreal to party or just watch a movie. Great vibes. However if they offer you some corn pudding please say no