La Charcuterie Delicatessen

Love this deli. Salam is the best!! Come for a sandwich and get a comedy show at the same time. The comedy is of an adult nature so if you offend easily you can always go to subway instead. Salam is also an incredible humanitarian and I have helped him feed thousands of needy people. At least once a month Salam and his loyal customers get together to make 800+ lunches for the less fortunate. I would give six stars if I could. Oh and his sandwiches are fantastic too, bring a big appetite.

Listen up! If u are looking for excellent quality, & a really good sandwhich, then this is the place to go. Not only are these sandwiches enormous for $8, u also get free entertainment LOL. The entertainment itself is worth the tip. WE WILL BE BACK! Thanks for the laughs.

Amazing sandwich. One of the biggest sandwich’s I’ve ever had, and one of the tastiest. You don’t really order, the owner just makes you a sandwich; it’s nice.

All I have to say is, LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THESE SANDWICHES!!!! I have been going to this place now for 15+ years off and on and I still can’t get enough of this place. Keep in mind, you have to be warned once stepping in as this shop isn’t for the faint of heart, if you don’t have a good sense of humor, then you probably don’t belong here. There is a parental advisory sticker on the outside of the door for a reason. The owner definitely likes to joke around as he has a great sense of humor and enjoys life to the fullest as you can see from the passion he has for making great sandwiches. This is definitely a spot to stop for lunch at least once in your life if you’re anywhere near the port kells area. Ps. You will be blown away by the price here

What an amazing human!. At first it was like a scene out of a Seinfeld episode. Then I got to know him and heard some of his life stories ♥️ Don't bother asking for something specific just let the man do his thing and you won't be disappointed. The sandwiches are unreal!! Also had some really good mustards and herring you can purchase.

Best Sandwiches around, you couldn't make a sandwich like this at home for the price you pay here. Just be ready to be offended as the owner is quite the character and will joke around with you. Make sure you follow his rules or he'll kick you out. Cash only, and make your own change.

I’ve known Salam for almost 33 years and never disappoints. From his stories to conversation to his generosity and kindness and his meat, it’s always great. You’ll never have a bigger, better sandwich anywhere.

Good food at a great price. A bit busy but we'll worth the wait. Be polite and respectful and it will be reciprocated. Leave your sensitive snowflake at home.

Owner is a friendly older gentleman with a very adult sense of humor. It's best to accept whatever sandwich he offers you though he will accommodate vegetarians. My sandwich want lunch, dinner, and lunch again. It was that huge. Please tip generously when you go. He charges easy too little for what you get. Cash only.

Always a pleasure going here. Salam (owner) is a show on his own, he may be offensive to some but great for the rest of us. His sandwiches are out of this world, for 8 bucks I can't even buy the items on it for that price.