Village of Paynton

If you're idea of fun is visiting (or God forbid living) in a place where everybody minds the business of one another & nobody running the asylum has even an ounce of knowledge on how to run much of anything, you've found your place.You can be regaled by the sagas & warnings of 'the wild Indians' who most still fear will raid & pillage their village. Mosey on over to ye old post office to hear tales of village wife swapping...or just be stopped & randomly told the issues one person has with another here (and everyone seemingly has issues with one another despite the size).You'll hear everything from, half the people don't pay their water taxes & the Village can't shut them off