160 Horner Ave - Toronto South Detention Centre

Got a Groupon and wow, just wow. What an amazing resort and such great service picked me up from home and brought me straight to the check in they provide clothes so I didn’t even have to pack at all. Tell them your're feeling down and they'll give you the deluxe package where they upgrade you to your own room, give you a white relaxation poncho, and room service every 10 minutes. Didn't let me bring my girl but it’s all good I stay cheating on her. The rooms were better than your average resort. My brother an I shared a room and were provided with unlimited toilet wine. Half of the guys were from my neighborhood which was great and felt like one huge block party. I was even offered to join a brotherhood known as the Van Buren Boys (8 Finger Salute). The customer service was amazing. You can tell they enjoy your company and stay there. Some great activities to say as well. There's the occasional boxing match with some quality bouts. Place is smoke friendly too for those who want to enjoy a nice puff or either tobacco or marijuana that's been up a guy's bum.